I just want the best for everyone, including myself
kitkaloid:

i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken
June 3rd 12 · 395 notes

jeszing:

i have abs except theyre actually fat rolls

(via h0odrich)

May 29th 12 · 119,123 notes

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via sincerely-kristenn)

tittyminaj:

i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it
the nation was on the edges of their seats
there was no boy in that balloon
May 28th 12 · 46,186 notes
  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.